Film
As you may or may not know, I am an aspiring film-maker. And through the years I have been able to produce some top-notch amateur films. While the actors I use have very little to no thespian experience and probably never will, they perform some of the best mediocre, half-hearted performances I have ever seen. My films make you question who you are and even what you are if you are unsure. On this page you will find descriptions and screen captures (ok there aren't any images, b/c I ran out of time...I'll do it eventually) of my major movies (if you would like to view these movies, contact me). In addition, I have created another site which provides fair and balanced objective critiques of other movies, which you can access here: Rahul's Movie Reviews.
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Uniball Revenge
"..Now get me that Uniball" This extremely rare movie was probably one of the first short movies that I made using editing. It follows the story of Steve Sanford who finds that his brother is killed by some unknown intruder for his brother's Uniball pen. Steve than travels around town trying to find information about his brother death and finds out that the person behind his brother's death is the cleverly name Tommy Gunn who uses hand-to-hand combat. Well, Steve then descends into Gunn's lair where he has to fight three "G babies" -- high-pitched wailing idiots with socks over their hands. After defeating the G Babies, Steve fights Tommy Gunn for what seems like hours and eventually defeats him. Whoops I ruined the whole story. Anyways, this movie put such a theatrical drain on the actors that they felt that they could only "bear their souls" to a small number of people. As a result, there are only about five people in the world who have seen this movie and it will stay that way.
A Day in the Life of a Gangster
What hasn't been said about A Day in the Life of a Gangster? This movie loosely follows the happenings of a gangster throughout a day (and by loosely I mean not really). While this movie has no real, coherent plot, you will fall in love with the characters in this movie: the corrupt cop, the poor bar owner, the cliched Irish gangster, the typical Italian mob boss and his doesn't-talk-much right hand man. The movie was shot completely in black and white to S-H-O-C-K you (actually it was because the movie was for a project about the 1930s).
Backwards
Backwards isn't so much a movie as it is a bunch of clips played backwards to the tune of "Move your Feet" by Junior Senior. That's all I have to say about this gem.
The Poefessional
Ahhh the Poefessional....this movie is loosely based on the classic Jean Reno movie The Professional. The movie starts in a poetry cafe in France, where someone reads a couple of poems. Eventually, he shot by the 'Poefessional' in an incredible special effects scene -- these special effects are on a whole new level. I mean they took a whole 15 minutes to prep!! The movie culminates in a edge-of-your seat, thrilling car chase scene. *WARNING*- if you can't handle extreme thrills, you may not want to watch this movie because you may die.
The Poefessional 2
Unfortunately, this movie never made it past the writing stage, because of scheduling problems. But this movie is the first movie I was involved in that actually had a story written before shooting occurred. You can check out the screenplay of this explosive sequel here.
My Trip to India 2004
This movie is one of the few documentaries I have created. It details my June 2004 trip to India. I was able to capture the vivid colors and the rich textures of India using a DV camera. This is the first movie I have shot completely on a 3CCD digital camera. It's a movie that the whole family can enjoy.
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